gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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