Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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