He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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