On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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