I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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