so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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