I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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