Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
