She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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