his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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