HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
