I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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