I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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