whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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