So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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