i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
two words...techno handjob
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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