I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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