It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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