i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
