Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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