meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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