idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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