He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
where are my eyebrows?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
