Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
