I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Houston, we have a squirter
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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