I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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