is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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