Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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