Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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