maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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