This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think your dad took our porno
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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