just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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