is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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