that's an acceptable place to lick
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i need to put some appletini on your dick
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