Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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