Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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