life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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