so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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