It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Drake has all the answers
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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