Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
nutella sex= disaster
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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