it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Randomize
