Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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