All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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