It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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