It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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