Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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