Its about making memories worth repressing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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