I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
