I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just pynch a tree in the face
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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