I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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