I'm drive I can fine osifer
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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